frequently unanswered questions

1) Who's in charge here?
2) Is it worth it?
3) What's up with all the non sequiturs?
4) I don't think that's actually a question.
5) Is that it?

Is honesty the best policy?

You want to be a part of something. Doesn't everyone? Wouldn't you like to feel smart, secure, attractive, popular, safe, active, adventurous, charming, funny, and wise? Wouldn't you like to have just the whitest teeth, and perfect health, and a really exciting car?

I won't lie to you. I can't help you with most of those things. But I can make you part of something very, very special.

You want to be part of the quirkiest, most exciting viral scheme to ever hit the internet? You know what to do!

Now that you've joined the real "fun" revolution, you'd probably like to let people know that you're one of the special, elite band of devil-may-care iconoclasts hurtling into the twenty-first century at the speed of excitement! Far be it from me to stand in your way! Isn't commerce the BEST way to express your unique "flavor" of life?